We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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