I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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