he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
