she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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