when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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