so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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