They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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