He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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