What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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