It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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