looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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