Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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