I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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