I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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