you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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