Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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