He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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