But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I am naked and annoyed.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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