Me too!
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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