Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Im part way to drunk.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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