She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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