She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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