You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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