i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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