Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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