I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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