I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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