i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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