Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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