well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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