If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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