soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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