Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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