I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Randomize