Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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