He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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