Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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