"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
even my farts smell like vagina
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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