Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
