How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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