i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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