You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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