Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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