when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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