I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
