Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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