I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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