fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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