i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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