so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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