it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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