I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
