Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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