also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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