Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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