Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
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Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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