His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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